this reminds me of a story a few weeks ago that I should've posted,
Friday night I make a rare appearence at the local punk street strip, just cruisin, 91 fox body behind me for awhile won't pass , he rolls up and does the classic fly-by like we were racing , I pull back up and blow his doors off he flips me off, then blows my doors off, then I smell his gigglegas trail ,I pull back up and say "why don't you want a real race?" "you snooze you looze!!!" he says, I look up what do I see a red ass light winkin at me, !!! "Wanna see some real horsepower?" says the passenger in the 5.0 as he's smokin his tires all billy bas ass style, now I'm already heat soaked but I'm gonna do my best dammit!!! I build boost and these guys are still laughing and talking smack, I just look foward and smile, GREENLIGHT! PIEYOW!! I ripp his ass bad shut it down at 65 he's like 5 cars behind, I turn off an the free way he goes straight, later that night he come flyin up beside me, I'm thinkin he want's Beef, My passeger and I Right away take off are belts for a good ol "Pull over and punch" he's not interested, I just want a real race not just to 6omph " I said Well then maybe I'll see you at the track sometime, besides It's just a 4wheel drive v6 pickup,if you want you can tell your freinds you won, then at the track we'll see, for sure I'm just here to have fun, but if you ever threaten me or my truck again you'll be dealing with pulling you way out your safe drivers seat!"