Some turbo modded new bodystyle Jetta

heavy breather

FBI enforcer
Well, I am cruising down the interstate. I have my two step daughters and a friend of theirs in the truck. In other words, I have no intention of racing. 65mph slow lane talking to the girls, and a white Jetta goes from like 90 to 65 as soon as he gets to my door. Points at me, I hear the bov, and away he goes. Big dilema, be responsible, or be myself. Dammit what do I do? the little guy on my right shoulder says no the little guy on my left shoulder is chewing holes the the door panel trying to get at the Jetta. Finally the voice of reason. My 20 year old step daughter says. "kick his ass!"

So, I run up on him in no time. Slow down, blow the horn a few times, wave, and then just drive away. The funny thing was that his buddy in the passenger seat is punching the hell out of his arm trying to get him to catch me.

I tell you, Every since I put the "Got Balls" sticker in the back window, I get more races. Funny thing is that most people laugh at my lowrider blazer. :wink:

I only put that decal on because I deliver milk for a living and it was a joke among the guys I work with. I'll tell you this, I am not taking it off.
 

phoonerorlater

Active member
Step daughter single? haha just messing man. Anyways good kill. The way you started out I thought your step daughter was like 10.
 

hamrhead

Donating Member
Good Kill! Just for that, you get a , well you get TWO! --->

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heavy breather

FBI enforcer
The whole step daughter thing is pretty hard to deal with. She's 20, I'm 28. Oh, yeah, She's pretty damn hot too. Does that make me a perv? Her mom is 11 years older than me. So me and the step daughter are more like friends than a father daughter deal. The other step daughter is 12, that one is a much more clear situation.


The best thing about the older stepdaughter is that all the guys she brings around are pissed that her "Dad" is that guy with the Blazer that killed their firebird at the dragstrip. Or, I get a lot of, "Hey man, Did'nt I see you racing a Mustang last weekend?"

Both girls like fast cars. I just wish the youngest would quit asking for a Mustang when she turns 16.
 

TurboManiacal

Donating Member
heavy breather said:
Both girls like fast cars. I just wish the youngest would quit asking for a Mustang when she turns 16.

Bring her over from the dark side and find a nice clean Sy for her? :new-bday:
 

Nick NY

New member
heavy breather said:
The whole step daughter thing is pretty hard to deal with. She's 20, I'm 28. Oh, yeah, She's pretty damn hot too. Does that make me a perv? Her mom is 11 years older than me. quote]
Same here, i am 27 and my girl is 40, thank god she doesnt have any kids, thats a tough call!
 

heavy breather

FBI enforcer
Sorry, the mom's not hot. SHe's 4'4' 450 lbs. But...like all guys with fat girlfriends say" She could suck a softball through a garden hose."
 

SeattleSy#1255

Category 5 Conservative
I'v never tried humping a wooden leg...i don't really have access to one, but i'll do my broom stick tonight and let ya know...my sy's tailpipe is going to start rusting if I don't stop that nonsense out with it...oh I mean...nevermind :D
 
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