Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

[Jimmy]

I was on my way to work today,smoking a blunt and sipping a 40 oz. Rolling down a main highway 4 lanes wide. (actually the one I raped T-Bag's SRT-10 on,but in civilization)

Just chillin,got some Van Halen/Ozzy/Gangster rap blaring.

Right when the Sheriff's Office Crown Vic pulled up on my ass,I had a epiphany.

BTW I was doing 55 in a 55.

I thought to myself "Wow.I haven't had a ticket in at least 10 years"

And I decernd why.

The truck makes me respect it's capabilities. I simply cannot drive it on public roads aggressively because if I did,it would be dangerous and silly.It has too much power.

Right Joe? You pussy. :haha:

I took my old lady to work the other day,and she says to me: "For having such a fast truck,you sure drive like a grandma"

Yep.


Then I'm thinking, "Am I driving straight? Why is this prick on my ass? Why am I paranoid? How many games are the Titans gonna win this year. How bad are they gonna spank Shitsburgh in the opening game of the year?"

Cough cough burp.

Eventually he rolls around me,I take a big swig of beer.and think yeah,sounds like a cool story to post up tonight,

And damn I feel good. This is pretty cool.

:tup:


Thoughts?

 

[natsforever]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

A couple thoughts.

I LOVE the 'cheerleader' pic under your name. It brings a smile to my face every time I see it, kinda like the vid clip in epix's sig area(with the dog knocking down the kid--twice). It's disturbing and funny.

Disturbing and funny, kinda like DRIVING to WORK toasted on both smoke and booze.:rotf:

So, Joe gets stopped in your truck(stone sober) and gets ticketed and you are somehow invisible.:tup: Maybe it has to do with your mello state of mind. Makes me wonder how you'd drive IF you were sober. You'd be so up tight and aggresive that you'd be getting ticketed in the parking lot.

 

[Jimmy]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

A couple thoughts.

I LOVE the 'cheerleader' pic under your name. It brings a smile to my face every time I see it, kinda like the vid clip in epix's sig area(with the dog knocking down the kid--twice). It's disturbing and funny.

Disturbing and funny, kinda like DRIVING to WORK toasted on both smoke and booze.:rotf:

So, Joe gets stopped in your truck(stone sober) and gets ticketed and you are somehow invisible.:tup: Maybe it has to do with your mello state of mind. Makes me wonder how you'd drive IF you were sober. You'd be so up tight and aggresive that you'd be getting ticketed in the parking lot.

No tickets.No dogs.No jail. I was crossfazed.I think it turned out as best as it could have. No,I know it did.
You now what man,just cause I say it doesn't mean it's true.And ya Joe's wife is hot but damn,you made me blush at Nats. Tone it down a bit.

Ok man.I'm not gonna lie.it's a true story and I was felling pretty good.

 

[natsforever]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

I made you blush at Nats? I don't remember that and I was sober. Also, I don't remember seeing too much of you at Nats. I remember someone saying that Jimmy promised to behave at Nats and I thought CRAP I hope he breaks that promise...

BTW, do you bring a cooler to work so that you have an ice cold 40 for the drive home or do you have to stop on the way home? I like how a 40 ISN'T ENOUGH.:rotf:

 

[Jimmy]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

I made you blush at Nats? I don't remember that and I was sober. Also, I don't remember seeing too much of you at Nats. I remember someone saying that Jimmy promised to behave at Nats and I thought CRAP I hope he breaks that promise...

BTW, do you bring a cooler to work so that you have an ice cold 40 for the drive home or do you have to stop on the way home? I like how a 40 ISN'T ENOUGH.:rotf:

Marlon Marlon Marlon,I don't even know what to say, Not to be a dick,but really,you kind of crossed that line.

Not to be mean,and I know you said what was just on your mind,but dude,oh never mind.

If Joe doesn't object,carry on.

 

[natsforever]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

Now I'm really curious. Send me a PM or something. What the h*** did I say, or are you just messing with me?

 

[Jimmy]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

Umm,you basically told Joe how fine his girl was,and like totally over the top it SEEMED like you could rape her RIGHT NOW.

Then.

Maybe I'm wrong,but I was just waiting for you to miraculously grow a molestauche and whip out an Uzi then kill EVERYONE except Christina.

:dunno:

 

[Jimmy]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

Then again,I was pretty high.No I was stupid high.

Thanks Ray Ray.

 

[natsforever]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

Ahhhhh, ok. Wow doesn't really seem like me. I usually maintain a low profile. I mean Joe's wife is fine and all but...

I don't think Joe is worried about me stealing his woman. I couldn't steal Susan Boyle from Stephen Hawking.

Joe if your listening, I'm sorry.

and NO ONE in that parking lot was in any danger from me.

 

[Jimmy]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

Ahhhhh, ok. Wow doesn't really seem like me. I usually maintain a low profile. I mean Joe's wife is fine and all but...

I don't think Joe is worried about me stealing his woman. I couldn't steal Susan Boyle from Stephen Hawking.

Joe if your listening, I'm sorry.

and NO ONE in that parking lot was in any danger from me.

No shit. :haha:

Love you man.

Damn this is easy. :ebay:

 

[Jimmy]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

I forgot (short term memory loss)

Actually,Joe did get a BS ticket,cause teh cops were condescending fags,BUT,it was taken care of by the crazy ****s on here.

That was scary,Joe. They didn't have shit on us EXCEPT a red/grey blur,

Then I totally told the truth. :rotf:

Except aboot the skunk weed they did not find. I played that shit off Joe.The best I could. I was worried,but it did work out :eh:


Ruined my weekend.In a way.

 

[TyGuyJeff]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

Drugs r bad. Mmmmk.

J-Dog- PM me whatever # ya got now. I'll be passing thru your neck Sunday (whenever- afternoon). I'd like to punch you in the face and buy you a beer.

 

[UR50SLO]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

A couple thoughts.

I LOVE the 'cheerleader' pic under your name. It brings a smile to my face every time I see it, kinda like the vid clip in epix's sig area(with the dog knocking down the kid--twice). It's disturbing and funny.

Disturbing and funny, kinda like DRIVING to WORK toasted on both smoke and booze.

Because Jimmy's the F%(&) MAN!!!!

I drive my Camaro normal most of the time... I know what it's capable of.. it's quiet so it doesn't bother anyone I just enjoy drivin it.
Don't think I've had a 40' in it or Blunt or whatever Lol.
Keep Roll'n Jimmy!
~Scott.

Ps Nats... got any pic's of our truck at the nationals?

 

[tnsyty]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

WTF... I need a beer.

 

[fronzoos]

Re: Sy/Ty make you a safer driver?

This just made my day! :rotf:


The first story i heard about you at nats was the from joe and how you guys almost made it to the hotel... :lol: