SyTy Bumper Sticker Creativity Thread

[Will_in_China]

My Broken Truck beats your Tuned Ricer

 

[J_SULLIVAN]

IF YOU CAN READ THIS THEN ITS BROKE

or

YOU WILL LIKE THE RED LIGHT BUT YOU WILL HATE THE GREEN ONE

 

[Divergent Lightning]

Wanna race a Jimmy?

 

[Jimmy]

No Fair

 

[BigBadSmoosh]

"I brake for jailbait!"

 

[blacksheep]

dont spoil my fun and dial 911

 

[Captain Morgan]

got mud?

 

[MotorMouth]

dont spoil my fun and dial 911

:roll:

Mine then would say:

Don't bother to call, I AM 911! ::fuzz::

 

[blacksheep]

okay

 

[Will_in_China]

Boost Lag, please wait...

 

[ThaJokr]

Keep talking while I spool up

 

[turbotyphoon69]

"just a blazer"

"Glorified blazer"<----- I get that one alot :roll:

 

[SpoolingTurbo6]

funny

funny

I remember one that some one on here had (1ST.one)

THE REPLACEMENT
FOR DISPLACEMENT
IS MEASURED IN P.SI.


I HAV'NT HAD MY RICE
TODAY WANNA RACE?


DON'T MAKE ME
VIOALATE MY
PAROLE

Horn Broke
Watch for
Finger

Your' Other Car
Is A Pile Too

 

[Cam9730]

boosted for her pleasure

 

[bezerk]

it knocks

 

[sy112]

OWNED